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Revolutionary merchandise for the modern comrade. High-quality apparel and accessories with bold socialist designs.

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Classless: Karl Marx 80s Style T-Shirt, Protest Shirt, Leftist Shirt, Progressive Tee

Classless: Karl Marx 80s Style T-Shirt, Protest Shirt, Leftist Shirt, Progressive Tee

$25.00

A funny 80s style T-Shirt featuring Karl Marx with sunglasses and the phrase "Classless". This tee exudes a retro and humorous vibe, perfect for those who appreciate quirky and unique fashion. Ideal for anyone looking to add a touch of nostalgia and humor to their wardrobe, especially for Marx enthusiasts or fans of 80s culture. Great for casual wear, parties, or as a conversation starter. Product features - Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for lightweight comfort - Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style - Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainability - Features a pearlized, tear-away label for wearing comfort - Specially spun fibers for durability and smooth printing surface Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

No Kings Only Queens: LGBTQ Pride TShirt

No Kings Only Queens: LGBTQ Pride TShirt

$19.98

A rainbow pride and protest t-shirt that says "no kings only queens". This t-shirt exudes a message of empowerment and inclusivity, perfect for those who support the LGBTQ+ community and want to make a statement. Ideal for Pride Month celebrations, protests, and everyday wear by individuals who value equality and diversity. Product features - Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for a lightweight and comfortable feel - Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style - Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainable production - Features a tear-away label for total wearing comfort - Perfect for Pride Month celebrations and supporting the LGBTQ+ community Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

Gotta Bash 'Em All!, Pocket Monster Shirt, Funny Political Gift, Anti-Trump Tee, Protest TShirt,  Progressive Top

Gotta Bash 'Em All!, Pocket Monster Shirt, Funny Political Gift, Anti-Trump Tee, Protest TShirt, Progressive Top

$25.00

Be the left-wing champion that no one ever was with this Pocket Monster style anti-fascist Tshirt. Featuring a boxing Pocket Monster knocking out a fascist leader. This shirt gives off a rebellious and quirky vibe, perfect for those who enjoy unique and bold designs. Ideal for people who appreciate humor, activism, and individuality. Relevant for occasions like protests, pride events, and casual hangouts with like-minded friends. Product features - Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for a lightweight and comfortable feel - Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style suitable for any occasion - Pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort - Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainability and quality assurance - Variety of fabric blends available for different color options Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

Totally Rad: Karl Marx , 80s Style Black Tote Bag, Protest Accessory, Funny Political Gift,

Totally Rad: Karl Marx , 80s Style Black Tote Bag, Protest Accessory, Funny Political Gift,

$24.00

This 80s Style Totally Rad Karl Marx Tote Bag (AOP) is available in 3 sizes to add both functionality and style, these custom-printed tote bags come with multiple handle colors to match your designs. Made with spun polyester, these bags feature double-stitched seams, cotton webbing straps, and nonwoven laminate lining for high-end durability. Your all-over print is created with dye sublimation for high-end visuals. .: Made with 100% polyester, a medium-weight fabric (6.49 oz/yd² (200 g/m²)) that is highly durable and perfect for everyday use. .: 5 color handle options .: All tote bags come with a non-woven laminate inside, cotton handle, and are available in 3 sizes (1x large storage compartment) so that you can match your customers' needs. .: Please note: Size tolerance ±0.75" (1.9 cm)

Totally Rad: Karl Marx , 80s Style White Tote Bag, Protest Accessory, Funny Political Gift

Totally Rad: Karl Marx , 80s Style White Tote Bag, Protest Accessory, Funny Political Gift

$24.00

This 80s Style Totally Rad Karl Marx Tote Bag (AOP) is available in 3 sizes to add both functionality and style, these custom-printed tote bags come with multiple handle colors to match your designs. Made with spun polyester, these bags feature double-stitched seams, cotton webbing straps, and nonwoven laminate lining for high-end durability. Your all-over print is created with dye sublimation for high-end visuals. .: Made with 100% polyester, a medium-weight fabric (6.49 oz/yd² (200 g/m²)) that is highly durable and perfect for everyday use. .: 5 color handle options .: All tote bags come with a non-woven laminate inside, cotton handle, and are available in 3 sizes (1x large storage compartment) so that you can match your customers' needs. .: Please note: Size tolerance ±0.75" (1.9 cm)

Drink Local and Resist Fascists: 80s Stainless Steel Water Bottle, Protest Accessory, Anti Trump Gift, Craft Beer Bottle

Drink Local and Resist Fascists: 80s Stainless Steel Water Bottle, Protest Accessory, Anti Trump Gift, Craft Beer Bottle

$34.00

Quench your thirst with this 80s synthwave style stainless steel water bottle. This water bottle gives off a retro and rebellious vibe, perfect for those who enjoy craft beer and have a passion for standing up against injustice.Available in 3x sizes (12oz, 18oz, 32oz) this water bottle features a double-wall stainless steel build that keeps your drinks frosty for 24h and soothingly hot for 12h. This BPA-free, steel water bottle comes with a twist-on lid for easy sipping, making it excellent for daily use at work, at college, in the car, and beyond. .: Materials: 100% stainless steel (body), 100% polypropylene (lid) .: BPA-free, twist-on lid .: Available in three sizes: 12oz (0.35 l), 18oz (0.53 l) and 32oz (0.95l) .: Double-wall stainless steel construction

Ban the Fascists Save the Books: Retro TShirt, Leftist Protest Shirt, Book Lover Gift, Protest Tee

Ban the Fascists Save the Books: Retro TShirt, Leftist Protest Shirt, Book Lover Gift, Protest Tee

$25.00

A vintage rebellious book on a soft and durable unisex T-shirt. Perfect for book lovers and those with a rebellious spirit. Ideal for casual wear or as a statement piece on occasions like Book Lovers Day or Banned Books Week. Product features - Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for lightweight comfort - Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style - Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainability - Ribbed knit collar for shape retention - Perfect for printing with vibrant DTF prints Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

Drink Local and Resist Fascists: 80s Stainless Steel Koozie, Protest Accessory, Progressive Political Gift, Craft Beer Lover

Drink Local and Resist Fascists: 80s Stainless Steel Koozie, Protest Accessory, Progressive Political Gift, Craft Beer Lover

$30.00

An 80s style neon can holder that says "Drink Local and Resist Fascists". It gives off a rebellious and fun vibe, perfect for individuals who enjoy cold beverages and want to make a statement. Relevant for holidays, parties, and gatherings where a cold drink is essential. Product features - Stainless steel construction - No Sweat technology prevents water rings - Locking gasket traps cold air inside - Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning - Fits 12oz cans or bottles Care instructions - Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

TACO: Trump Always Chickens Out Retro style Tshirt

TACO: Trump Always Chickens Out Retro style Tshirt

$25.00

Show your pride with this vintage style t-shirt featuring a taco and rainbow lettering that says "trump always chickens out". This t-shirt exudes a message of activism and inclusivity, perfect for those who want to make a statement and stand up for their beliefs. Ideal for adults who are passionate about social justice causes and love unique, eye-catching designs. Suitable for wearing during protests, rallies, Pride events, and other activism-related occasions. Product features - Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for lightweight comfort - Vintage style design with vibrant colors - Ethically and sustainably produced with US cotton - Versatile classic fit for any occasion - Pearlized tear-away label for added comfort Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

Abolish ICE: Rebel Polar Bear  T-shirt, Rainbow Pride, Animal Lover Gift, Protest Tee

Abolish ICE: Rebel Polar Bear T-shirt, Rainbow Pride, Animal Lover Gift, Protest Tee

$25.00

A rebellious polar bear with tattoos beneath rainbow lettering that reads 'Abolish ICE'. This unisex softstyle T-shirt is made from durable and smooth fabric, perfect for printing. It offers a classic fit with a crew neckline, making it a versatile style for any occasion. Suitable for adults. Product features - Made from specially spun fibers for durability - Ethically grown and harvested US cotton - No side seams for reduced fabric waste - Ribbed knit collar for shape retention - Crew neckline for versatile style Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

Drink Local and Resist Fascists: 80s Craft Beer Glass, Protest Glass, Anti Trump Gift, Leftist Beer Lover Gift

Drink Local and Resist Fascists: 80s Craft Beer Glass, Protest Glass, Anti Trump Gift, Leftist Beer Lover Gift

$14.00

An 80s synthwave style pint glass that says 'drink local and resist fascists'. This shaker glass gives off a retro and rebellious vibe, perfect for those who enjoy craft beer and have a passion for standing up against injustice. Ideal for beer enthusiasts, activists, and those who appreciate unique and bold designs. Relevant for holidays like Oktoberfest and occasions where you want to make a statement. .: One size: 16oz (0.473 l) .: Material: 100% clear glass .: Heavy solid glass base minimizes spilling .: Durable construction

Drink Local and Resist Fascists Sticker: Laptop Decal, Hydro Flask Sticker, Funny Political Sticker, 80s Craft Beer Sticker

Drink Local and Resist Fascists Sticker: Laptop Decal, Hydro Flask Sticker, Funny Political Sticker, 80s Craft Beer Sticker

$3.50

An 80s synthwave style craft beer sticker that says 'drink local and resist fascists'. This sticker gives off a retro and rebellious vibe, perfect for those who enjoy craft beer and have a passion for standing up against injustice. Ideal for beer enthusiasts, activists, and those who appreciate unique and bold designs. Relevant for holidays like Oktoberfest and occasions where you want to make a statement. Product features - Glossy paper finish: Scratch-resistant surface - Long lasting: Vinyl surface stickers with a permanent acrylic adhesive backside - Vibrant colors: Printed with environmentally friendly eco-solvent inks - PNG format: Requires transparent PNG design file - Age restrictions: For adults Care instructions - Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.

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