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Revolutionary merchandise for the modern comrade. High-quality apparel and accessories with bold socialist designs.
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Little Shop of Horrors: Eat the Rich T-Shirt, Leftist Tee, Musical Lover Gift
$25.00
A funny T-Shirt featuring Audrey 2 and the phrase 'Eat the Rich' written above in iconic lettering. This shirt gives off a rebellious and quirky vibe, perfect for those who enjoy spooky and unique designs. Ideal for people who appreciate humor, activism, and equity. Relevant for occasions like protests, and casual hangouts with like-minded friends. Product features - Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for a lightweight and comfortable feel - Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style suitable for any occasion - Pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort - Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainability and quality assurance - Variety of fabric blends available for different color options Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Eat the Rich: Zombie TShirt, Rainbow Tee, Horror Lover Gift, Protest Top, Halloween Shirt
$25.00
A funnyT-Shirt featuring a zombie dabbing and the phrase 'Eat the Rich' written above in rainbow lettering. This shirt gives off a rebellious and quirky vibe, perfect for those who enjoy spooky and unique designs. Ideal for people who appreciate humor, activism, and individuality. Relevant for occasions like protests, halloween, and casual hangouts with like-minded friends. Product features - Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for a lightweight and comfortable feel - Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style suitable for any occasion - Pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort - Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainability and quality assurance - Variety of fabric blends available for different color options Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Hypnotoad Obey: Futurama TShirt, Softstyle Tee, Unisex T-Shirt, Cartoon Shirt
$21.33
A hypnotoad T-shirt that says 'Obey'. This T-shirt exudes a rebellious, edgy vibe, perfect for fans of Futurama who want to make a statement. Relevant for protests, casual wear, and cartoon enthusiasts. Product features - Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for lightweight comfort - Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile styling - Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainability - Unique design with DTF sleeve prints for added flair - Ideal for adults, meets various compliance standards Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Comrades: Nickelodeon Rugrats, Softstyle Tee, Cartoon Shirt, Unisex T-Shirt
$21.33
A Nickelodeon Rugrats shirt that says "Comrades". This t-shirt gives off vibes of solidarity, perfect for those who enjoyed the 90s Rugrats cartoon and want to make a statement. Relevant for protests, casual wear, and comic book enthusiasts. Product features - Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for lightweight comfort - Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile styling - Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainability - Unique design with DTF sleeve prints for added flair - Ideal for adults, meets various compliance standards Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Get in Loser: Karl Marx 80s Style T-Shirt, Protest Shirt, Leftist Shirt, Progressive Tee
$25.00
A funny 80s style T-Shirt featuring Karl Marx with sunglasses in a convertible and the phrase "Get in loser. We're seizing the means of production". This tee exudes a retro and humorous vibe, perfect for those who appreciate quirky and unique fashion. Ideal for anyone looking to add a touch of nostalgia and humor to their wardrobe, especially for Marx enthusiasts or fans of 80s culture. Great for casual wear, parties, or as a conversation starter. Product features - Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for lightweight comfort - Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style - Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainability - Features a pearlized, tear-away label for wearing comfort - Specially spun fibers for durability and smooth printing surface Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
The Radical Left: Karl Marx Skateboard T-Shirt, Protest Shirt, Leftist Shirt, Progressive Tee
$25.00
A radical T-Shirt featuring Karl Marx catching air on a skateboard with the phrase "The Radical Left". This tee exudes a 90s humorous vibe, perfect for those who appreciate quirky and unique fashion. Ideal for anyone looking to add a touch of nostalgia and humor to their wardrobe, especially for Marx enthusiasts or fans of 90s culture. Great for casual wear, parties, or as a conversation starter. Product features - Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for lightweight comfort - Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style - Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainability - Features a pearlized, tear-away label for wearing comfort - Specially spun fibers for durability and smooth printing surface Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Teenage Mutant Radical Leftists: Ninja Turtles TShirt, Softstyle Tee, Unisex T-Shirt
$21.33
A TMNT Protest T-Shirt that says 'Teenage Mutant Radical Leftists'. This t-shirt gives off a rebellious and edgy vibe, perfect for those who enjoyed the 80s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon and want to make a statement. Relevant for protests, casual wear, and comic book enthusiasts. Product features - Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for lightweight comfort - Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile styling - Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainability - Unique design with DTF sleeve prints for added flair - Ideal for adults, meets various compliance standards Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Classless: Karl Marx 80s Style T-Shirt, Protest Shirt, Leftist Shirt, Progressive Tee
$25.00
A funny 80s style T-Shirt featuring Karl Marx with sunglasses and the phrase "Classless". This tee exudes a retro and humorous vibe, perfect for those who appreciate quirky and unique fashion. Ideal for anyone looking to add a touch of nostalgia and humor to their wardrobe, especially for Marx enthusiasts or fans of 80s culture. Great for casual wear, parties, or as a conversation starter. Product features - Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for lightweight comfort - Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style - Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainability - Features a pearlized, tear-away label for wearing comfort - Specially spun fibers for durability and smooth printing surface Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
No Kings Only Queens: LGBTQ Pride TShirt
$19.98
A rainbow pride and protest t-shirt that says "no kings only queens". This t-shirt exudes a message of empowerment and inclusivity, perfect for those who support the LGBTQ+ community and want to make a statement. Ideal for Pride Month celebrations, protests, and everyday wear by individuals who value equality and diversity. Product features - Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for a lightweight and comfortable feel - Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style - Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainable production - Features a tear-away label for total wearing comfort - Perfect for Pride Month celebrations and supporting the LGBTQ+ community Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Gotta Bash 'Em All!, Pocket Monster Shirt, Funny Political Gift, Anti-Trump Tee, Protest TShirt, Progressive Top
$25.00
Be the left-wing champion that no one ever was with this Pocket Monster style anti-fascist Tshirt. Featuring a boxing Pocket Monster knocking out a fascist leader. This shirt gives off a rebellious and quirky vibe, perfect for those who enjoy unique and bold designs. Ideal for people who appreciate humor, activism, and individuality. Relevant for occasions like protests, pride events, and casual hangouts with like-minded friends. Product features - Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for a lightweight and comfortable feel - Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style suitable for any occasion - Pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort - Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainability and quality assurance - Variety of fabric blends available for different color options Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Totally Rad: Karl Marx , 80s Style Black Tote Bag, Protest Accessory, Funny Political Gift,
$24.00
This 80s Style Totally Rad Karl Marx Tote Bag (AOP) is available in 3 sizes to add both functionality and style, these custom-printed tote bags come with multiple handle colors to match your designs. Made with spun polyester, these bags feature double-stitched seams, cotton webbing straps, and nonwoven laminate lining for high-end durability. Your all-over print is created with dye sublimation for high-end visuals. .: Made with 100% polyester, a medium-weight fabric (6.49 oz/yd² (200 g/m²)) that is highly durable and perfect for everyday use. .: 5 color handle options .: All tote bags come with a non-woven laminate inside, cotton handle, and are available in 3 sizes (1x large storage compartment) so that you can match your customers' needs. .: Please note: Size tolerance ±0.75" (1.9 cm)
Totally Rad: Karl Marx , 80s Style White Tote Bag, Protest Accessory, Funny Political Gift
$24.00
This 80s Style Totally Rad Karl Marx Tote Bag (AOP) is available in 3 sizes to add both functionality and style, these custom-printed tote bags come with multiple handle colors to match your designs. Made with spun polyester, these bags feature double-stitched seams, cotton webbing straps, and nonwoven laminate lining for high-end durability. Your all-over print is created with dye sublimation for high-end visuals. .: Made with 100% polyester, a medium-weight fabric (6.49 oz/yd² (200 g/m²)) that is highly durable and perfect for everyday use. .: 5 color handle options .: All tote bags come with a non-woven laminate inside, cotton handle, and are available in 3 sizes (1x large storage compartment) so that you can match your customers' needs. .: Please note: Size tolerance ±0.75" (1.9 cm)