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Classless: Karl Marx Ceramic Mug, 80s Protest Accessory, Funny Radical Left Gift, (11oz, 15oz)
$12.00
This ceramic mug features a funny 80s style image of Karl Marx with the caption 'Classless', adding a quirky and unique touch to your morning coffee routine. Perfect for history buffs, socialists, or anyone with a sense of humor. Ideal for gifting on birthdays, Christmas, or Father's Day. Product features - Glossy ceramic finish for a sleek look - Vibrant colors that pop with latest printing techniques - Safe for microwave and dishwasher use - Durable white ceramic construction - Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes Care instructions - Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
Totally Rad: Karl Marx, 80's Style Pajama Pants, AOP
$44.00
Funny 80s style Pajama Pants featuring Karl Marx with sunglasses. These PJs exude a retro and humorous vibe, perfect for those who appreciate quirky and unique fashion. Ideal for anyone looking to add a touch of nostalgia and humor to their wardrobe, especially for Marx enthusiasts or fans of 80s culture. Great for lounging at home. Made with 100% brushed polyester, these customized pajama pants add luxurious comfort and style to everyday life. The soft and stretchy fabric has the perfect balance of coziness and agility for maximum relaxation when lounging at home. .: Material: 100% brushed polyester .: Light fabric (5.6 oz/yd² (190 g/m²)) .: Elastic waistband .: Printed-in size and care label .: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts .: Seam thread color automatically matched to design (black or white)
Karl Marx Santa Sweatshirt: Unisex Midweight Softstyle Fleece Crewneck Sweatshirt
$44.98
A funny Christmas sweatshirt featuring Karl Marx as Santa with the saying 'Tis the Seize'n'. Perfect for those looking for a unique and humorous holiday sweater to stand out during Christmas celebrations. Ideal for adults with a sense of humor and interest in political satire. Product features - Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders for comfort - 1x1 Ribbed cuffs and bottom hem for a well-fitted look - Knitted in one piece without side seams for a more attractive design - Made with 80% cotton, 20% polyester for a soft feel - REACH certified and made in Bangladesh Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
The Radical Left: Skateboarding Marx Unisex Heavy Blend™ Full Zip Hooded Sweatshirt
$57.58
A skateboarding Marx hoodie that says "The Radical Left", perfect for those who resonate with the rebellious and free-spirited vibe. The classic comfy zip-up, featuring air-jet spun yarn for a softer fleece with reduced pilling is versatile for casual wear and can be a statement piece for individuals advocating for freedom and equality. Relevant for skateboarding fans, activists, and those who appreciate humorous fashion. Ideal for protests, music festivals, casual outings, and social gatherings. Once put on, it will be impossible to take off. Disclaimer: - Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. .: 50% cotton, 50% polyester .: Medium-heavy fabric (8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) .: Classic fit .: Sewn-in label .: Runs true to size .: Embroidery decoration method available on left chest
Resist Fascism: 80s style Unisex Heavy Blend™ Full Zip Hooded Sweatshirt
$57.58
An anarchist synthwave hoodie that says "Resist Fascism", perfect for those who resonate with the rebellious and free-spirited vibe. The classic comfy zip-up, featuring air-jet spun yarn for a softer fleece with reduced pilling is versatile for casual wear and can be a statement piece for individuals advocating for freedom and equality. Relevant for punk rock fans, activists, and those who appreciate edgy fashion. Ideal for protests, music festivals, casual outings, and social gatherings. Once put on, it will be impossible to take off. Disclaimer: - Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. .: 50% cotton, 50% polyester .: Medium-heavy fabric (8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) .: Classic fit .: Sewn-in label .: Runs true to size .: Embroidery decoration method available on left chest
How About Those Dolphins?: The Birdcage, Rainbow Tee, LGBTQ Tshirt, Unisex Top
$25.00
How about those dolphins!? Show your pride with this vintage style t-shirt featuring a line from the classic Robin Williams and Nathan Lane comedy, "The Birdcage.". This t-shirt exudes a message of activism and inclusivity, perfect for those who want to make a statement and stand up for their beliefs. Ideal for adults who are passionate about social justice causes and love unique, eye-catching designs. Suitable for wearing during protests, rallies, Pride events, and other activism-related occasions. Product features - Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for lightweight comfort - Vintage style design with vibrant colors - Ethically and sustainably produced with US cotton - Versatile classic fit for any occasion - Pearlized tear-away label for added comfort Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Little Shop of Horrors: Eat the Rich T-Shirt, Leftist Tee, Musical Lover Gift
$25.00
A funny T-Shirt featuring Audrey 2 and the phrase 'Eat the Rich' written above in iconic lettering. This shirt gives off a rebellious and quirky vibe, perfect for those who enjoy spooky and unique designs. Ideal for people who appreciate humor, activism, and equity. Relevant for occasions like protests, and casual hangouts with like-minded friends. Product features - Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for a lightweight and comfortable feel - Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style suitable for any occasion - Pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort - Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainability and quality assurance - Variety of fabric blends available for different color options Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Eat the Rich: Zombie TShirt, Rainbow Tee, Horror Lover Gift, Protest Top, Halloween Shirt
$25.00
A funnyT-Shirt featuring a zombie dabbing and the phrase 'Eat the Rich' written above in rainbow lettering. This shirt gives off a rebellious and quirky vibe, perfect for those who enjoy spooky and unique designs. Ideal for people who appreciate humor, activism, and individuality. Relevant for occasions like protests, halloween, and casual hangouts with like-minded friends. Product features - Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for a lightweight and comfortable feel - Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style suitable for any occasion - Pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort - Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainability and quality assurance - Variety of fabric blends available for different color options Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Hypnotoad Obey: Futurama TShirt, Softstyle Tee, Unisex T-Shirt, Cartoon Shirt
$21.33
A hypnotoad T-shirt that says 'Obey'. This T-shirt exudes a rebellious, edgy vibe, perfect for fans of Futurama who want to make a statement. Relevant for protests, casual wear, and cartoon enthusiasts. Product features - Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for lightweight comfort - Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile styling - Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainability - Unique design with DTF sleeve prints for added flair - Ideal for adults, meets various compliance standards Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Comrades: Nickelodeon Rugrats, Softstyle Tee, Cartoon Shirt, Unisex T-Shirt
$21.33
A Nickelodeon Rugrats shirt that says "Comrades". This t-shirt gives off vibes of solidarity, perfect for those who enjoyed the 90s Rugrats cartoon and want to make a statement. Relevant for protests, casual wear, and comic book enthusiasts. Product features - Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for lightweight comfort - Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile styling - Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainability - Unique design with DTF sleeve prints for added flair - Ideal for adults, meets various compliance standards Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Get in Loser: Karl Marx 80s Style T-Shirt, Protest Shirt, Leftist Shirt, Progressive Tee
$25.00
A funny 80s style T-Shirt featuring Karl Marx with sunglasses in a convertible and the phrase "Get in loser. We're seizing the means of production". This tee exudes a retro and humorous vibe, perfect for those who appreciate quirky and unique fashion. Ideal for anyone looking to add a touch of nostalgia and humor to their wardrobe, especially for Marx enthusiasts or fans of 80s culture. Great for casual wear, parties, or as a conversation starter. Product features - Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for lightweight comfort - Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style - Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainability - Features a pearlized, tear-away label for wearing comfort - Specially spun fibers for durability and smooth printing surface Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
The Radical Left: Karl Marx Skateboard T-Shirt, Protest Shirt, Leftist Shirt, Progressive Tee
$25.00
A radical T-Shirt featuring Karl Marx catching air on a skateboard with the phrase "The Radical Left". This tee exudes a 90s humorous vibe, perfect for those who appreciate quirky and unique fashion. Ideal for anyone looking to add a touch of nostalgia and humor to their wardrobe, especially for Marx enthusiasts or fans of 90s culture. Great for casual wear, parties, or as a conversation starter. Product features - Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for lightweight comfort - Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style - Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainability - Features a pearlized, tear-away label for wearing comfort - Specially spun fibers for durability and smooth printing surface Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors